I'm a Student Get Me Out Of Here!
Has anyone stopped to think that I’m a celeb is just like student life?
Not only are they put with people they don’t know, they’re living off rice, beans and anything they can get their hands on! Here’s 5 reasons why the student lifestyle, is like living in the celeb jungle!
1. ANT AND DEC OR MUM AND DAD?
Ant and Dec nagging you everyday to do work, is probably better than your parents giving you motivational talks. I’d definitely prefer Ant and Dec to be my parents, imagine the great time you’d have? Apart from getting force fed crocodile balls… actually, I'll take a pass on that one.
2. LACK OF FOOD
Living off basic rations isn’t the best as a student; scrounging the cupboards to find nothing but soup and digestives isn’t exactly Jamie Oliver quality! But at least you're not eating rice and beans with a side of fish eyes eh?
3. NEW PLACE
Being in a new place is daunting and obviously a student house isn’t as nice as a tropical forest, but I’m pretty sure when it comes to the insects lurking around they are very much alike! But then again what are the chances of seeing a snake when you get into bed…hmm.
4. NEW PEOPLE
Living with people you’ve never met before can also be very strange, but they could become your best friends for life! You could even meet a nice guy like Adam Thomas, hopefully there would be less snoring though...
maybe Larry Lamb is a better option?
5. LEARNING NEW SKILLS
Learning to cook and wash your own clothes seems a lot less stressful then jumping out of a helicopter, however what both the jungle and student life have in common is learning to stay strong through the hard times! Whether it's being locked in a shed surrounded by tarantulas or having 5 deadlines in the space of a month, we need to act like Carol Vorderman and grow some balls...not eat them though!