by Sam
Show me a girl who says she isn't any of these people after a night out, and I will show you a liar. This is you and the squad every weekend, without fail. 1. The Crier *Looks at takeaway menu* 'You guys... They've got Hawaiian pizza... That was Adam's FAVOURITE PIZZ-AAAAAAH-AH-AH-AAAAH' *Kim K's ugly cry follows* Mate, I think I speak for us all when I say that nobody gives a sh*t about Adam's pizza choices. Also, please get off of his Instagram. You're 62 weeks deep now and it's making everyone else nervous for you. 2. The Houdini/Disappearing Act But seriously, how do you do this every. Single. TIME? We pre-drink, we form a plan, we queue up... Then BAM. We get inside and probably won't see you for a solid week now. Bye, then? 3. The Hangry One This one can be found running her mouth at the poor sods working at the 24 hour McDonalds. She's practically climbing over the counter just so she can get her mits on that extra BBQ sauce which they forgot about. One word: feral. 4. The Todd
by Sam
13 year old me: 'I'm going to be married by 25, have myself a cute little house, a brand new BMW and will be bossing it at my dream job.' 23 year old me: 'LOL. What is anything? Help me plz' This is a shout-out to everyone who feels lost, is constantly comparing themselves to randomers on social media, and generally doesn't have a friggin' clue what they're doing with their life. 1. Relationships 'When I was your age, I had already had my second baby'. Well, grandma, I've just downloaded Tinder again for the 5th time.
by Sam
If you've served your time at any Starbucks, Costa or Nero, you're gonna know that the struggle just gets way too real sometimes... 1. When your manager rings and you know they're going to ask you to do an early open. Sure, I don't need sleep HAHAHAHA (hate you). 2. Then when your alarm goes off at 3.30am the next day. I can't see a thing and I hate everyone already. 3. When you ask for a customer's name and they think you're either A. flirting (relax yourself), or B. give you the fakest name they can think of. 'Grande
by Sam
If you happened to be on Insta in the wee hours of this morning, you'll have clocked that The Weeknd deleted aaaaaaaaall of his pics (including some fire ones of GF Bella Hadid. Rude.) and uploaded all of this snazzy artwork... Oh yeah, he's decided to chop off his trademark dreads as well... RIP Aaaaaanywho, less talking, more music. The moody shots are all in honour of his new single. Have a sneaky listen to his new track featuring Daft Punk, here. It's a YAAAAS from us. Image source: Instagram, giphy.
by Sam
Feeling the pain this morning? Get a massive glass of water, order yourself a recovery Domino's (big, green dip included) and whack this on... Oh Wonder - Without You BANKS - Mind Games FKJ - Instant Need Bondax - Gold (Snakehips Bootleg) Matoma & Becky Hill - False Alarm