5 Times Tina Fey Gave Us Life
This comedy boss turns 46 today. So to celebrate, we've picked out some of her most hilarious and kick-ass quotes that are guaranteed to give you life and not give a sh*t about what anyone thinks.
If you retain nothing else, always remember the most important rule of beauty, which is: who cares?
I need to take my pants off as soon as I get home.
Confidence is 10% hard work and 90% delusion.
Some people say 'Never let them see you cry'. I say, if you're so mad you could just cry, then cry. It terrifies everyone.
Don't waste your energy trying to change opinions. Do your thing and don't care if they like it.
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5 Girls You Get At 3am
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