Life As Told By Kris Jenner...

The Kardashian-Jenner matriarch-come-momager, KJ turns 61 today. Damn, she looks good, right? Not only has she given us twelve seasons of #KUWTK (and some serious dramz), she's also the bearer of some pretty sound life advice...

When you get over 11 likes on Insta...

And when you don't...

When you catch yourself in a mirror...

When your BFF has gossip...

Playing it cool 101...

And then you wonder why you're single...

Rap battle, anyone? 

Cheat day feels...

When bae doesn't text back...

Coming home to your pet like...

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