by Sam
Show me a girl who says she isn't any of these people after a night out, and I will show you a liar. This is you and the squad every weekend, without fail. 1. The Crier *Looks at takeaway menu* 'You guys... They've got haiwaiin pizza... That was Adam's FAVOURITE PIZZ-AAAAAAH AH AH AH' *does Kim K's ugly cry* Mate, I think I speak for us all when I say that nobody gives a sh*t about Adam's pizza choices. Also, get off of his Instagram. Your 62 weeks deep now and it's making everyone else nervous for you. 2. The Houdini/Disappearing Act But seriously, how do you do this every. Single. TIME? We pre-drink, we form a plan, we queue up... Then BAM. We get inside and probably won't see you for a solid week now. Bye, then? 3. The Hangry One This one can be found running her mouth at the poor sods working at the 24 hour McDonalds. She's practically climbing over the counter just so she can get her mits on that extra BBQ sauce which they forgot about. One word: feral. 4. The Toddler So, at this point, she has done the following: 1. Lost her phone/dropped it in mayonnaise 2. Tried to eat her c
by Sam
Get ready for some seriously first world probs Snap fam... 1. No double filter C'mon, now. Just give us both the golden butterflies so I stand a chance. My friend's looking a solid 10, and I'm coming in at a 4. 2. Post-night out stories Time for some damage control. A round of shots with 'it's lit' as the caption and sweaty, selfie videos in the club? Brb, just gonna go throw my phone into a lake
by Sam
Freaking TF out cos you didn't get the results you wanted? Just stop, breathe, and don't have a b*tch fit. It's gonna be juuuuuuuuust fine. Take some inspiration and look at all of these boss-a$$ females who have made a name for themselves later in
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Selena G went ahead and jazzed up her wardrobe for the Revival tour this week, so lets rewind for a sec this #TBT, and take a look at the most major on-stage looks of all time... Britney (feat. snake) Because when earrings, a belly bar, and a necklace aren't enough, whip out a casual python. Only Brit... Jay and Bey No need to tell us to bow down, Bey. All hail the On The Run wardrobe. Bejazzled
by Sam
13 year old me: 'I'm going to be married by 25, have myself a cute little house, a brand new BMW and will be bossing it at my dream job.' 23 year old me: 'LOL. What is anything? Help me plz' This is a shout-out to everyone who feels lost, is constantly comparing themselves to randomers on social media, and generally has no idea what friggin' clue what they're doing with their life. 1. Relationships 'When I was your age, I had already had my second baby'. Well, grandma, I've just downloaded Tinder again for the 5th time. Sh*t happens. 2. Zero savings So even though you're seeing at least one person on Facebook a day who has bought themselves house, that is NEVER enough to stop you whipping out your card every Saturday night like it's monopoly money. THE J√ĄGERS ARE ON ME. 3. Living sitch You know what, there's nothing like the person you're dating asking this beauty of a question when you're sorting out plans: 'Shall we just chill at yours?' I meaaaaaaaaaan, sure. If you don't mind meet